Susan Haskell
Nude

Susan Haskell is another sexport from Canada who headed South looking for work, like an erotic carpetbagger we’d love to shag on the rug. The blue-eyed, blonde, and busty beauty left her native Toronto and pointed her heavenly hills for fame and fortune in the Hollywood Hills, after her exquisitely erotic body had already gotten lots of modeling work since she was a teen. Makes sense. Haskell has a killer bod. But once in Tinseltown, Susan’s talents were applied to more ribald fare than she was used to. Her movie debut came in the sci-fi comedy The Pink Chiquitas (1987), where she played one of the aforementioned “Pink Chiquitas”: earth girls made easy thanks to the nymphomaniac virus of a downed pink meteor. Unfortunately, our banana didn’t get to see Susan arma-get-it-on. While she continued to strut her big stuff on the big screen in films such as Strictly Business (1991), Mrs. Winterbourne (1996) and Disney’s Smart House (1999), it was on the boob tube that Susan found success, but didn’t show skin, which sucks ass. She added her tempting figure to daytime soaps such as One Life to Live, where she played the lonely rich orphan Dr. Marty Saybrooke, and Port Charles where she played Granya Thronhart. But Susan was absolutely JAG-off hot as Jordi Parker on the hit drama JAG. Since we’re dirty rascals who mostly care about nudity, we most appreciate Miss Haskell’s work in the David Caruso mob drama Black Point (2001). Susan let her ample cleavage tease and even stripped down for an aggressive gropefest, but any glimpses of Susan’s treats are ultra-brief. We hate when soap stars won’t even give us a shower scene! Sorry Wally, Ward, June and Eddy Haskell, Susan Haskell won’t leave it all on the floor so we can have a peek at her beav!